Seriously though, I really don't care much about birthdays, I never caught on to the hype. I don't know, something about the fact that I exist because my parents had sex in the back of a car at the drive-in sure does make me want to drink but not because it's a "special day." I don't know when my relationship with my mom got so good that she thought it would be fun to tell me the true nature of my not so immaculate conception. "The Horror, The Horror." Although, I have my dad to thank for my potty mouth. Something about saying "F**K Christmas" to a 3 year old kinda stayed with me through the years. Who knew that a child's personality begins to take shape around 3? A celebration indeed. Cheers!
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I love this picture! Love it!
I actually can't take credit for the picture, I typed in pictures of drunk people in google last night and found this. I probably should have credited the site I found it on but I was really tired when I made the post and forgot.
hilarious-photos-with-drunk-people
Eh, it happens. Google image search is a lifesaver. How have we existed sans it?
I just used "sans" because "without" was too much to type...
A-hole!
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